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What If?

>> Saturday, February 6, 2010

This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 7; the seventh edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton.

I was not part of the decision when this topic was decided. Sorry! My bad! I was busy for nothing. I must acknowledge that it is the best topic so far in the history of blog-a-ton. I had seriously many weird ideas  that came to my mind. Even if my blog is B-Grade but the other participants of Blog-a-ton are not. So, I am not posting it. 

So, what if God was in happy mood (or perhaps funny mood) and decided that every wish will be granted today.

So Vipul Grover, the founder blog-a-ton marshal somehow came to know about it.(Sign of a good blogger :P) He cried, "God! Please give me some hair. Main taras gaya huun!"

God: I cannot give you more hair, I myself don't have much. Ask for something else.
Vipul: Ok! Then make all my hair that I have 7 inches long.
God: Any specific reasons for choosing the no. 7? 
Vipul: It will commemorate Blog-a-ton 7
God: Ok! As you wish!

Our Smart Guy Vipul forgot that he has hair all over his body except his head, and all over his body he had 7 inch long hair. I will not go into more details.

Moral of the story: Be specific with your needs and wishes.

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38 Expert Comments:

Aneet February 6, 2010 at 2:30 AM  

Yuck! Hirsute porn! :D

Karthik February 6, 2010 at 6:19 AM  

Lol.... :D Bloody naughty wildy post!
Marshall will beat the hell out of you, I'm sure. Wait for it. :P

Just Another Life February 6, 2010 at 8:24 AM  

funny ... n gross! lol nonetheless

Kavita Saharia February 6, 2010 at 11:15 AM  

i was here!!

Tavish Chadha(sensible-bakwas.com) February 6, 2010 at 11:29 AM  

i am not sure if they have rules regarding porn on blog-a-ton... if they do... dude u r in trouble... lol

that was funny... wanna see Vipul's reaction to this...

latest Blog Post: What If...

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 11:35 AM  

@ Aneet and Tavish

What was so porn in it?

Vidhu .. !! February 6, 2010 at 4:25 PM  

umm - what's so porn in this ?

it was naughty - funny - and wild !

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 4:40 PM  

hahaha.....cant stop laughing...and the image of the hairy marshal...well...lets not talk abt it


Neha February 6, 2010 at 5:07 PM  

everytime there is at least one post jo Vipul ki waat lagati hai.. :D

Sureindran February 6, 2010 at 7:12 PM  

man, you made me laugh!

Shilpa Garg February 6, 2010 at 7:14 PM  

Wild and wacky! :D

IIM ka Sarkari Babu February 6, 2010 at 7:46 PM  

Ha ha ha... Awesome... Thank God you did not delve further into it :D

Siddhesh Kabe February 6, 2010 at 7:59 PM  

u know u r going to get kicked out...:P

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 8:33 PM  

@ Shahid

I was about to post an image, par bacche darr jayenge, So I did not give it.

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 8:34 PM  

@ Neha

Proud Member of Waat Lagao, Sabki Bajao :)

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 8:36 PM  

@ Sid

Vipul is very sport. He will instead write a post on me rather than kicking me out.

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 8:37 PM  


How is Vipul?

Vipul Grover February 6, 2010 at 8:45 PM  

hahaha.. lol lol lol lol.. rofl.....
man, whn did u c my body hair???

nd well guys, i luv 2 b the central character in ur posts.. free trp :p

Unknown February 6, 2010 at 9:10 PM  


It only means you are a celebrity :P

Harsha Chittar February 6, 2010 at 11:45 PM  

good one, very funny, quite a clever post I must say :)

Unknown February 7, 2010 at 12:05 PM  

clever and mischievous :)

mani February 7, 2010 at 8:24 PM  

Ahem ahem? nice logical question vipul. errr Pram when did you see Vipul's hair(s)? twiter here I twet the breaking news

Saro February 7, 2010 at 8:54 PM  

laugh! 'Vipul' is sooo not going to laugh at this..

Unknown February 7, 2010 at 9:58 PM  

@ Vipul and Mani

I read in Biology, that we humans have hair covered all over our body. You don't have to see them when you know that fact.

Unknown February 7, 2010 at 9:59 PM  


Vipul is also laughing. At least in writing. :P

Shruti February 7, 2010 at 10:03 PM  

I loved this article soo much!! Pramathesh, everytime u come up with something to pull vipul's leg :)

Unknown February 7, 2010 at 10:11 PM  


I am like that only. I actually wanted to have a series.

Pushpz February 8, 2010 at 1:03 AM  

u lucky, Vipul is a sport....and laughed at ur naughty post...well it was fun readig while it lasted

Nethra February 8, 2010 at 2:59 AM  

It was grossly funny. :P
I really laughed (not just smiled) reading it. :)

Makk February 8, 2010 at 10:20 AM  


thank god only seven inches...lollzzzzzzzzzz


Poor chap...lollzzzzz

swayambhu February 8, 2010 at 11:39 AM  


Anonymous February 8, 2010 at 11:51 AM  


Whats In A Name February 8, 2010 at 1:29 PM  

Thats a real naughty post !!!!!
You get my vote for this one !!!!!

Unknown February 8, 2010 at 4:01 PM  


MADHU RAO | (INDImag.COM) February 9, 2010 at 2:16 AM  

That was some crazy post and truly Pramathesh :-) .

Good that everyone is laughing ..

Anonymous February 9, 2010 at 3:42 PM  

Funny a thought it was.

Nikhil Patokar February 14, 2010 at 9:33 PM  

U r Really Crazy...

My Last Post- What If You Were My Valentine

Jayanta Deka February 26, 2010 at 10:35 AM  

made fun of nothing!! :)
Will read more soon...
Can I find myself in your blogroll?

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